I’m going to experiment with something, here. I’m giving a random book from my bookshelf to whoever can write the coolest flash fiction (200 words or less) under the theme “Esoteric Sausage.” You don’t have to know anything about my release, release Esoteric Sausage and Other Malformations. Just something relevant to the words “Esoteric Sausage,” or any associations these words might evoke. The winner and two runner ups will be posted here. The book you receive WILL NOT be crap. It’ll be something I have multiple copies of (and therefore something I enjoy). Hell, you might even get to choose from a selection of a few. Who knows? Send your entries to jaburnett7@gmail.com.