Month: September 2018

You Can’t Make This Shit Up: Legal Hookers Raise Hell Over Sex Doll Brothel “Epidemic”

September, 20th 2018, Pahrump, Nevada – A group of sex workers from a legal brothel near Las Vegas, Nevada are speaking out against the rise of sex doll brothels across the planet. Licensed prostitutes from Sheri’s Ranch are concerned about the negative impact sex doll brothels will have on their profession, should these establishments be allowed to flourish in

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Latest James Franco Sighting Scares New Yorkers

By Dick Everlast The Big Apple was shaken up this Tuesday when yet another James Franco was allegedly spotted in the wilds of Central Park. At half past noon, Carla Weinhardt-Blackman was jogging through the park and came to a stop in an alcove to adjust her Fit Bit. When Ms. Weinhardt-Blackman looked up, she

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The Predator (2018) Film Review

Review by Zakary McGaha 6.5/10. An F in school, but pretty close to a B- in my book. If you’ve read my reviews or talked to me about writing in person, you know my schtick: I hate self-aware things and believe horror comedies can either be really good or really bad…and I believe most of

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How Michel Houellebecq Introduced the Incel to Modern Literature

By Bob Freville At 62, controversial French novelist Michel Houellebecq continues to rankle the literary community with his caustic post-modern novels, banal poetry, musical vanity projects and mundane photography. For those unfamiliar with the author’s style, imagine Andrew Dice Clay if he was raised on a steady diet of hookers, Valium and Voltaire. His voice

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Heroic Misfits & Taxidermied Cats: An Interview with Trent Harris

To look at a photo of Trent Harris, you might mistake him for an upper-middle class father of three with a yen for Solitaire and the odd nip of cognac by an open fireplace. To take in his warm demeanor and non descript mode of dress, you might imagine him as an archetype of the

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Burning Ad Infinitum Album Review

Album: Burning Ad Infinitum Band: Gnaw Their Tongues / Crowhurst (collaboration, not a split) Release: 31 August 2018 Label: Crown and Thorn Ltd. The fifth angel, who poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain, And blasphemed the God

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Films That Fell Through the Cracks: Slash (2002)

Welcome to Films That Fell Through the Cracks where we discuss notable motion pictures that failed to generate the kind of buzz worthy of the so-called “cult classic.” Today, “Locker Arms” author Zakary McGaha delves into the horror-comedy hilarity of 2002’s Slash. “Slash” Film Review  by Zakary McGaha Slash (2002) is horror-comedy gold. If you’re

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Underwater Jason Voorhees to Be Removed from Lake Pleasant

You thought Jason only haunted Crystal Lake, but as it turns out, the masked machete-wielding camp counselor killer also enjoys a good dip in Lake Pleasant. At least that’s what you would think if you went diving in Arizona. An Arizona scuba divers’ Facebook group has noted that a life-like Jason Voorhees statue is just

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Return of the BOOBS & BLOOD Festival!!!

For Immediate Release: September 14th, 2018 The BOOBS & BLOOD Festival is back – With All-Women Judges, WOMEN IN HORROR Panel & Fundraising for Breast Cancer Charity Opening Night launches the 1st Annual SCREAM QUEEN-ATHON and B&B’s new quarterly magazine Scream Queens, Body Painting Burlesque, the Final Destination franchise and Japanese Gonzo Ghosts take over

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