Natural Remedies for Your Limp D

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Full disclosure, I’m not a doctor. An EMT, yes, but I am in no way authorized to give you any advice on erecting your man meat. I have, however, had a lot of experience with homeopathic medicine and herbs. My wife has been studying it and I happen upon a lot of the info. Hoodoo and fooey for some of you folk. I’m fine with that, you are entitled to your opinion. I mean, it’s not like herbs and such have been used for thousands of years to help heal the sick and afflicted. It’s a new development, right? Modern day drugs were just happened upon. Like opioids… they didn’t originally derive from plants… wait… yeah, they did.

Ok, if you’re still reading, either you agree with me, or you’re interested in my bogus advice that I probably scrounged from the internet and some homeless guy down the street. Or maybe my writing is so captivating that you’ve decided it worth your time. Maybe viagra has some serious side effects and you’ve decided to pursue other options.

All joking aside, sexual problems can really suck. It would blow to not be able to get it up when your partner is in the mood. And if you’re a lady, maybe your partner, man or woman, is randy twice as much as you are and is getting frustrated that they can’t venture into your forest of fantasies because you’re too tired, not in the mood, bloated, or whatever. There aren’t many FDA approved drugs and, as usual, the side effects are pretty intense.

So, if you’ve had an erection lasting longer than four hours while also having diarrhea, read on! Let me take you to my alchemical lab of words that will – hopefully- help with your ED and other sexual woes.

ED can be caused by a number of things. Some of which you may not think about. Stress, diet, weight, drug use, medications, the list goes on. We’re going to discuss a few of the obvious things based on our list of causes, as well as a few natural herbs that will help get your trouser snake out of hiding.

Reduce your stress. Leave work at work and relax. Maybe take a bath. If your partner is flogging your molly and all you can think about is work, even if it’s important, that distraction can prevent you from pitching your tent.

Foreplay is often suggested for getting women in the mood, they can take a bit to get going, sometimes men need the same. If I’ve been bingeing Netflix or playing some video game for too long, sometimes I can’t get that out of my head. All those cheesy lines and pixelated monsters can be distracting. It happens to all of us. Try doing something that both of you enjoy, or maybe ask your partner to try something new. Better still, you could try something new that they want to do. You may actually enjoy it.

Hit the gym. As mentioned, your weight can play a role in getting your soldier to stand at attention. Exercising has numerous health benefits from weight loss, increased blood flow, normalizing blood pressure, and boosting self esteem. Even if you could stand to lose a few pounds, simply committing yourself to the exercise can help you gain self confidence. Which may also help you put the flag at full mast.

If you don’t want to turn to drugs, and are still looking for something else, there are a few herbs you can try. Again, I’m not a doctor. It may be a good idea to talk to yours about your whistler not whistling. Herbs are great, but they, much like synthetic drugs, can have side effects.


Here are a few herbs to try.

Panax ginseng (red ginseng).

This herb has had some studies and has been shown to help some men raise their rocket.


L Arginine

Has been shown to be well tolerated and rather affective.


Rhodiola Rosea or Golden Root

Russians have been using this one for decades to wake their dragons.


There you have it, a few ideas to help you and your wee wee. I’m sure there are lots of other methods out there, but hopefully this short list will help you and your partner keep the bedroom a place of magic. A place of sunshine and rainbows, horny unicorns, and above all else, a place to get naked.


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