Category: Article

9 Ways to Skin a Cat

Design by Justin A. Burnett By Bob Freville Yes, you’ve heard it your whole life, but probably you didn’t think it was true. Well, it certainly is and today we’ll tell you all about how you, too, can achieve domestic nirvana. Not the grunge rock band, the state of mind, that is. There will be

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Horror Lives (No Matter What Vogue Tells You)

  It would seem that every year something has to be declared dead. Last year, people were postulating that Minecraft was on its way out, yet game sales hit 122 million copies in the very first quarter. The year before, Forbes was saying that rock was dead (I guess they forgot that shock rocker Marilyn

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5 Ways to Kick the Bucket Whilst Pulling Your Pud

By Bob Freville Has “the stranger” become a bit too familiar to seem strange anymore? Do you require a level of advanced stimulation that no vibe or butt plug could ever provide? You are not alone, my perverted pal. There’s a reason that the French refer to the human orgasm as “la petite mort.” At

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Posting That You Voted Makes People Pretend to Like You, Studies Say

By Jeff Goldwoolf Silent Motorist’s social networking expert Jeff Goldwoolf is joining us to let you good people in on a tightly kept secret: posting about how you voted will make everyone pretend to like you!!! No matter which side of the political aisle Google and Facebook algorithms tell you you’re on, proclaiming that you

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Is the New SpongeBob News Great, Good or Effin Awful?

By Zakary McGaha Reread the title of this article and think about it. Form your own opinion before you read mine. Now, if you don’t know, the news recently broke that the new SpongeBob SquarePants movie will be a prequel. Upon first hearing this, I was pretty happy, but the more I thought about it,

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