Category: Humor

9 Ways to Skin a Cat

Design by Justin A. Burnett By Bob Freville Yes, you’ve heard it your whole life, but probably you didn’t think it was true. Well, it certainly is and today we’ll tell you all about how you, too, can achieve domestic nirvana. Not the grunge rock band, the state of mind, that is. There will be

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5 Ways to Kick the Bucket Whilst Pulling Your Pud

By Bob Freville Has “the stranger” become a bit too familiar to seem strange anymore? Do you require a level of advanced stimulation that no vibe or butt plug could ever provide? You are not alone, my perverted pal. There’s a reason that the French refer to the human orgasm as “la petite mort.” At

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Posting That You Voted Makes People Pretend to Like You, Studies Say

By Jeff Goldwoolf Silent Motorist’s social networking expert Jeff Goldwoolf is joining us to let you good people in on a tightly kept secret: posting about how you voted will make everyone pretend to like you!!! No matter which side of the political aisle Google and Facebook algorithms tell you you’re on, proclaiming that you

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666 Scary Things to Make Your Halloween Lit

By Bob Freville I know you. You’re a sick little prick. You like to watch people get maimed and murdered, but lately that’s not doing it for you. You want more. Like that Billions guy getting his rocks off by taking an Asian girl’s eyeball out in Eli Roth’s Hostel, you need more. More. MORE!!!

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Dice and Betrayals: A Halloween Board Game Review

By J.L. Mayne The dice roll. I hold my breath as time slows. I can feel the tiny cubes dance, their steps reverberating through the table, up my arms and into my skull. The dots of black against white sing to me, their song sweet and horrible. I want it to begin, but fear claws

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