Category: Humor

10 Graveyards That Make Us Horny as Hell

By Raven Laveaux In a world full of bloviating misogynists and chest-pounding Jesus freaks, there is one place that you can go where everyone will actually just STFU and let you do you. That place is the cemetery. Some people get all freaked out when they think about these domiciles of the dead, but here

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A Bucketful of Francos: Unlocking the Mystery of James Franco

Franco Bucket Design by Justin A. Burnett Hard-hitting Investigative Journalism by Bob Freville Back in January, five women came forward to accuse James Franco of sexual misconduct and inappropriate behavior. Among their allegations was the assertion that Franco, the 40-year old Hollywood actor and ever-prolific polymath behind the Oscar-nominated Disaster Artist, removed protective guards from

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Hipster War Vet Buys Back Penis from NYC Microbrewery

By Chandler Charrington Jeremy Skiddish started off his day feeling good-humored and confident. It was this young war  veteran’s 29th birthday and he was happy to be back in Williamsburg with his buds. His girlfriend, Denise, had gifted him an ironic bow tie emblazoned with ironic images of Larry the Cable Guy. Jeremy was wearing

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But a Wrinkle in Time: The Latest Viral Image

By Roman Nokoff The Internet has been abuzz about a curious new picture that surfaced late last week. Like The Dress and the Yanny or Laurel meltdowns before it, this photo is inspiring some heated water cooler debate. Within seconds of being posted, it went viral (duh!) and now the American people have weighed in

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Open Letter to My WooToob Subscribers

By Skyler Ballz Social media influencer Skyler Ballz visits us today to offer an insincere apology to all that may be unsubscribing from his channel or rethinking a purchase from his merch store. Wut up, dick lickers! I need to chop it with y’all for a minute on the real tip (nah, it’s my mushroom

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