Tag: Humor

9 Ways to Skin a Cat

Design by Justin A. Burnett By Bob Freville Yes, you’ve heard it your whole life, but probably you didn’t think it was true. Well, it certainly is and today we’ll tell you all about how you, too, can achieve domestic nirvana. Not the grunge rock band, the state of mind, that is. There will be

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5 Ways to Kick the Bucket Whilst Pulling Your Pud

By Bob Freville Has “the stranger” become a bit too familiar to seem strange anymore? Do you require a level of advanced stimulation that no vibe or butt plug could ever provide? You are not alone, my perverted pal. There’s a reason that the French refer to the human orgasm as “la petite mort.” At

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Posting That You Voted Makes People Pretend to Like You, Studies Say

By Jeff Goldwoolf Silent Motorist’s social networking expert Jeff Goldwoolf is joining us to let you good people in on a tightly kept secret: posting about how you voted will make everyone pretend to like you!!! No matter which side of the political aisle Google and Facebook algorithms tell you you’re on, proclaiming that you

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666 Scary Things to Make Your Halloween Lit

By Bob Freville I know you. You’re a sick little prick. You like to watch people get maimed and murdered, but lately that’s not doing it for you. You want more. Like that Billions guy getting his rocks off by taking an Asian girl’s eyeball out in Eli Roth’s Hostel, you need more. More. MORE!!!

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10 DIY Halloween Costumes for Your Broke Ass

Illustration by Brian Glossup By Ben Arzate & Bob Freville Are you a poor leech on society? Do you want to have extra cash to buy more booze this Halloween and drink away the unbearable pain of your existence? Well, no worries, you destitute untermensch! Here are ten DIY costumes you can make yourself on

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